
My aunt Diane is 67, and for years she skipped Halloween parties entirely because, in her words, “everything in the costume aisle looks like it’s for someone’s daughter.” Two years ago her book club talked her into going as Agatha Christie — a simple tweed skirt, a strand of pearls, and a magnifying glass she…

My neighbor Pat is 58, and every year she throws the best Halloween party on our street — and every year, at least one person shows up in something that’s clearly meant for a 22-year-old and just doesn’t sit right on them, and you can tell they know it. Last year she pulled me aside…

I spent three Halloweens in a row buying “plus size” costumes online that were cut for someone a full size smaller than the label said, then safety-pinning myself into something that looked nothing like the photo. My friend Danielle finally staged an intervention over group text last September — she sent me a screenshot of…

I put together my freshman year Halloween costume in my dorm’s communal bathroom mirror with a $6 eyeliner pencil and a wig I’d bought for a completely different occasion, and it’s still one of my favorite costumes I’ve ever worn. College Halloween isn’t like adult Halloween — you’ve got a shared closet the size of…

My friend Danielle and I once spent an entire October arguing about whether we were doing Cheetah Girls or Thelma and Louise, and honestly the fact that we couldn’t agree for three weeks tells you something — most duo costume lists give you two options and call it a day. That’s not helpful when you…

I’ve bought fabric for a costume exactly once and used it exactly zero times. It sat in my closet for two Halloweens before I finally admitted I was never going to hand-sew anything and just bought a wig instead. That’s basically the origin story for this list — I got tired of Pinterest boards full…

Two years into full-timing, we bought a half-acre lot instead of renewing another year of monthly park fees, and I remember standing on bare dirt thinking “okay, now what.” Setting up a permanent RV site is a completely different project than camping — you’re not optimizing for one weekend, you’re building something you’ll look at…

The first night in our travel trailer, I woke up at 2 a.m. with my elbow wedged against the wall and a very clear realization: whoever designed this “queen” bed had never actually slept in it. RV bedrooms are a weird category of small space — smaller than most bedrooms, but somehow expected to double…

I didn’t own an RV until my thirties, and the first weekend we took our secondhand 24-foot travel trailer out, I packed like I was going to a hotel. Four pairs of shoes. A full skincare routine. Zero bungee cords. By day two, my “bathroom caddy” had slid across the floor twice, our fridge had…